What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

What is your best gay fantasy?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?